Chillosophy

Question

It’s Prttey
fnuny how we can raed tihs einrte snetnece wtih all tehse ltters all out of
palce, and we can cnotniue to keep raednig and sitll mekas snece of waht we are
raeding. No mttar how mnay tmies you raed tihs oevr and oevr you can sitll mkae
snece of it.
How is taht pssoible?

Question

A man is
sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of
£50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever
existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your
wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in
it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name,
Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

Question

What is more
powerful than God, rich people don’t need it, poor people have it and if you
eat it you’ll die?

Question

I start with
the letter E.
I end with the letter E.
I usually contain only one letter
Yet I am not the letter E!
What am I?

Question

They are three
errers in this puzzle - what are they?

Give em a try. And if u don’t get the answers fret not! Answers next week!!